Top 10 tips for owning a bengal cat

Do you have a top ten list of exotic cat questions you always wanted answered but you never asked because the first one was “How do you get your tongue back after the cat gets it?”

Look, obviously you have the ability to type, and that cat’s not going to let itself out of the bag, it has no opposable thumbs! So what are you waiting for? Zanah is here, big Bengal in tow, with weirdly personal tips on how to help you help your wild beast live its best nine lives. Give her a try for 30 virtual minutes. It’s easy, as the saying goes, “Just like skinning a soft fruit using a specialized peeler and just the right amount of wrist pressure.” ‘Tis the season to take back your tongue. Me yow.