Junk Drawer Mystery Surprise! Genuine artifacts from Brian’s junk drawer, with certificates of authenticity

Like a little mystery under your mistletoe? How about a little fear with your fa la las? Just kidding, we’re sure there’s nothing in Brian’s junk drawer that has actual human teeth or anything. 'Tis the season to pick something random from a dude you may or may not know personally, but trust us, to know him is to want to know what the hell is in that drawer.